ROBIN: ofcourse im upset barney. can’t you see,u constantly talkng about ur conquest mkes me feel lyk im just a number to u?

BARNEY: but ure not just another number to me

ROBIN: nd now ure taking anida whom u barely know, on this amazing date wen i nvr got treated that way. it just sucks u know, it sucks

BARNEY: wow..i knew i was bad at being a boyfrnd but i had no idea id be so much worst at being an exboyfrnd